My roommate and I were perusing the Voxant Newsroom “How To” clips and came across some interesting and hilarious videos. I know that Friday is already the best day of the week but I thought I would make it better by sharing some virginity humor.
Don’t touch me, don’t look at me
Don’t kiss me, don’t hold me.
I don’t want to cuddle, I don’t want sex
I want chocolate and comfy bed.
I feel bitchy, I feel fat
I want a glass of wine and a bath.
You are annoying and pissing me off
I want you to go away, I want you to stop.
I have [...]
Dear Smothery, Stalker Type Dude,
With regret, I’m writing to tell you that you have failed the bullshit test. You remember, I told you that I needed a man in my life who could put up with my bullshit and well, sadly, that man is not you. It was sheer coincidence that the bullshit test came [...]
Dear Big, Sloppy Man With Bad Teeth,
I realize that you think you were paying me a compliment when you approached me in the grocery store to tell me that I’m very beautiful for my age. That in itself would have been enough. Really, it would have been. But then you went on to add that [...]
By G
I am selecting pictures of men that are not eligible for dating…ever. No matter how desperate the situation appears to be. No way are these bums ever ending up on our couches, in our cars, or in our beds. We will not allow them to have a moment of our precious time. I [...]
Once again here is some TGIF humor for your enjoyment. Guys, this one is for you. Have a great weekend everyone!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.
2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don’t make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an [...]
Dear Online Dater Dude,
While I’m flattered that my profile, or more likely, my picture interest you and I appreciate that you took the time to email me, that act does not place any responsibility on me whatsoever. If I email you back, I’m interested. If I don’t, I’m not. It’s that simple.
Your email didn’t get [...]
Here is some humor for your TGIF enjoyment. I didn’t not write these but collected them from various websites. Men have no fear, I am not out to bash you and am seeking out some female jokes as well….
Men are like coolers…..load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars….sweet, [...]