There are oodles of things I don’t understand about relationships and probably never will. But there are several things about relationships and the people in them that bother me on a fairly regular basis. These things can be found in the top 20 list below:
1. Jealousy
2. Girls who date losers
3. Guys who date bitches
4. Picking fights for the hell of it
5. Waiting to have sex
6. Why we can’t be friend with exes
7. Girls who don’t say what they mean
8. Guys that don’t have an opinion- ever
9. People who don’t like masturbation
10. People who don’t like porn
11. Couples that think holding hands is PDA
12. Why checking out eye candy is a no no
13. Spending every waking moment together
14. Joint checking accounts
15. Taking separate showers
16. People that don’t have a spank bank
17. Being too tired for sex
18. Not wanting to go for round two…or three…
19. Dating friend’s exes
20. Why the guy is *supposed* to pay
What bothers you? Thoughts?
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Blair September 24th, 2009, 10:52 am
Why people seem to be even more drawn to people who treat them like dirt. Why we do that to ourselves.
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Honey September 25th, 2009, 5:49 pm
I don’t think that even the jealous understand WHY they feel that way – it’s not rooted in logic, for sure
I’m not typically friends with exes because I was not typically friends with them before we dated.
I don’t especially care for porn, though I’ll watch it with Jake because he likes it. Then I like what comes after, so I guess it’s not so bad!
I’m not sure what a “spank bank” is but I don’t think I have one. I actually don’t understand why people fantasize while masturbating. I don’t, and never have.
I am definitely too tired for sex sometimes, though if Jake initiates then I’ll usually go along with it. Then, like porn, I’m usually kinda into it by the end!
Ha, I just e-mailed Jake to say he has to buy my dinner tonight because I’m broke
But I paid last weekend!
Let’s see…I don’t get why people cheat rather than just break up with their significant other, why people “settle,” why people don’t tell their partners what turns them on, and why Facebook has privacy policies that mean I can’t spy on Jake’s ex. Happy Friday!
dadshouse September 28th, 2009, 11:45 am
Separate showers, but joint checking accounts – that is f***’d up, indeed!
Robert Mann November 5th, 2009, 4:50 pm
Pretty awesome stuff, I love it hah