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Dear Dude With No Class (DWNC),
I try to keep an open mind. Really I do. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. You know, not be judgmental and all, but when you suggested a first meet at WalMart, I’m afraid my white trash detector just went into to overdrive. I mean think about it man.
There’s so much wrong with this that I barely know where to begin.
First, of all WalMart is hell. I’m sure that one day while wandering down through the abyss, I’ll run into Satan himself. It’s one of those places that is to be avoided like the plague. That’s where you want to meet for the first time? Surrounded by the Dark Prince’s minions? Are you kidding? It makes me think you are simply the devil in sheep’s clothing. Where will our second date be? Satan’s dining room?
Secondly, what exactly will we be doing in Hell? Hanging out in health and beauty aids discussing the merits of the different types of condoms? Or maybe we can drag a chair over from home furnishings and see what’s on the big screen in electronics? Or, if you want to, we can hang out and watch the fish swim. That might be exciting.
In addition, they don’t say you never get a second chance to make a first impression for no good reason. It’s because you don’t. If you really wanted to meet me, you should have really thought about that. It’s right up there with meeting at McDonalds sans the creepy clown.
Finally, you text when you’ve decided to go there and invite me without any notice? Dude, I may not have much of a life, but even I need some time. If you really want to meet a girl, give her a day or two. Put some thought into it. No one wants to be an afterthought. Seriously.
Sincerely,
GWS (Girl With Standards)
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auntiegwen December 8th, 2008, 11:17 am
Jeez girl, you do get them !!!!
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Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts December 8th, 2008, 12:31 pm
Hear hear!!!!
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Honey December 8th, 2008, 3:31 pm
Haha! So is Satan’s dining room a Denny’s or a Waffle House?
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kira December 8th, 2008, 9:54 pm
lol Honey, I definitely think it is Denny’s! Screw that place!
Oh and no worries mom…Walmart already has that ridiculous half couch (you know the display one that is like one arm and half a seat) set up in front of the tv. All you would have to do is run over to the other side of the store, grab a case of the 3.2 beer, and chill…..yikes!
CoffeeTeaMe December 9th, 2008, 4:56 am
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lisaq December 9th, 2008, 7:59 am
Haha Gwen! Yes, I do!
Yep, Tee.
Haha Honey! Either one is just scary!
Oh God Kira. I think I may throw up!
Thanks CoffeeTeaMe and cookies!
saneandsingle December 13th, 2008, 12:54 pm
Haha! I just meet men online who ask me to come to their house for the first meeting! Wow! No effort on his part, and really safe for me! LOL
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lisaq December 14th, 2008, 8:13 am
Oh yeah saneandsingle. I’ve run into those losers too. Sheesh!