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No Boyfriend? Try These Fun Alternatives!
Tired of missing out on those boyfriend perks? If you’re thinking you’ve got to do something, here are some alternatives. Oh and don’t forget your single friends this holiday season!
The first is this very fun boyfriend pillow. According to the description on , “He never snores, doesn’t hog the duvet and promises single women a sound nights sleep. Japanese designers have filled the gap in lonely, single ladies beds by creating the boyfriend arm pillow a partner who will happily hug them to sleep without making any demands. The pillow comes with two shirts in blue and pink which can be washed and ironed to enhance that loving housewife experience. One model is also an alarm the boyfriends body shakes to wake his sleeping girl.”
Next is the awesome boyfriend in a box. According to a review by Mothers Who Think, “Miles is different from the other musicians I’ve dated. He looks the part — scraggly, longish hair, loose flannel shirts, decades-old jeans. And he acts the part — he’s on leave “indefinitely” from college. But unlike all the other music men that I’ve fallen for (the alcoholic but sexy-as-sin bassist, the reckless, noncommittal drummer, the obsessive but so-sweet saxophonist), Miles is stable, reliable and devoted. He always has time for me and for the relationship; we go out on Saturday nights, and not just to his gigs. Not once in our two-month relationship has he said, “I have to rehearse late tonight” or “I’m going on tour for a few weeks” or “I can’t have dinner because I’m meeting the guys to talk about the future of the band.” When we’re apart, he calls. When he’s wrong, he says so. I just got back from lunch and found a pink “While You Were Out” note on my chair: “Miles said he’s sorry he missed you again. He’ll see you tonight.” He calls just to ask what time I’m going to be home. He sent me a card last week that said, “You’re the One!” and after our last fight he sent flowers. He even writes songs with my name in them. I feel so tended to. ”
Wanna grow your own? Here you go. Grow a boyfriend is available from Fun Ideas.com
Apparently this one is so good, it’s all you’ll ever need. According to Bitwise Gifts, “Haven’t you always longed for a guy who is extravagant with his compliments, who knows all the right things to say, who is charming, considerate, AND drop dead gorgeous? Are you sick and tired of utterly clueless guys who are incapable of fulfilling your relationship requirements? Are you looking for that special person who knows EXACTLY what you want from a guy? Then look no further.”
And last, but certainly not least, is the ever so fun boyfriend chair. This one apparently even sings to you! It’s available at Turbo Gadgets When you’re lonely and missing out the big warm hug of your boyfriend, Snuggle into the Rockin’ Boyfriend Pillow and listen to some music and feel connected. Though nothing can replace those strong arms, but like they say, something is better than nothing. Soothe your mind to the music that you can connect to this pillow.
Be sure to leave a comment and vote for your favorite. I think I have to go with the Japanese boyfriend pillow. It just looks like way too damn much fun.
Thoughts?
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auntiegwen November 20th, 2008, 11:40 am
Or you could just drink some wine, eat some chocolate and use your rabbit ?
Oh, is than just me then ? x
Honey November 20th, 2008, 2:38 pm
The real question is, does the boyfriend pillow snore when it takes Ambien?
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lisaq November 21st, 2008, 7:25 am
Haha…that’s definitely the way to go Gwen!
Oh good question Honey. Very good question!
saneandsingle November 25th, 2008, 8:22 am
I’m with Gwen!!!
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lisaq November 26th, 2008, 8:07 am
Oh yeah sane and single! Me too!