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Sex Toys…The Birthday Gift That Keeps On Giving!
Last year, facing my 45th birthday and the 4th year of being single with few romantic prospects on the horizon, I realized that the knot of dread that was forming in my stomach had to be stopped. After all, God willing, the birthdays are going to continue to come and dreading them every year wasn’t doing me any good. I needed to do something, anything, to improve the situation and my outlook.
I did what any self-respecting 40s something woman in my position would do. I hosted the first annual lisaq’s birthday/naughty party. I invited several friends, headed to the liquor store and baked a penis cake. Girls, let me tell you if you want to have a party that will completely entertain your friends and leave them looking forward to the next year’s party, this is the way we to go.
We were lucky enough to have a consultant who not only knew her stuff, but was completely hilarious and entertaining. Melissa was fantastic! Not only was she extremely knowledgeable, but she kept us rolling all night. My friends loved the product and yours truly was the birthday girl who managed to get hella free gifts and percents off on several fabulous products. I mean hello! Happy frickin’ birthday to me!
I started with Basic Instinct, a pheromone-based cologne that has a sexually attracting fragrance that will awaken all your senses! I never go out without it! And, if your Basic Instinct attracts ‘em, you want to be sure you make the most of the experience right? Then you have to have X-Cream. X-Cream is a unisex, edible topical arousal creams specifically developed to help speed up the process of arousal as well as increase the probability of achieving an orgasm. And it comes in three yummy flavors: Mandarin Orange, Cool Mint, and Vanilla Frosting. Can you say yummy?
The best choice of the night though, and the one that has been giving me grins all year, is the G-Wiz G-spot vibrator. Designed by a woman to hit just the right spot, the G-Wiz comes complete with a clitoral stimulator and a multi speed remote for just the right amount of stimulation. It is seriously one of the best G-Spot vibrators on the planet…seriously.
Since today is my birthday, this year’s 2nd annual party is coming up in just 5 days. The penis cake pan, which will house an amazing Kahluha cake this year, is ready, the girls are counting down the days and I have been browsing the catalog and making my wish list.
I’m definitely going to need some more Coochy. If you shave, this is very simply the best bikini area shave gel on the market. Though I love X-Cream, my girls tell me that Nympho Niagra is a must-have. Much as I love my G-Wiz, I’m thinking of trying another G-Spot Vibrator. The Wireless Thumbs Up looks like it could be a good choice. Wireless and waterproof, it can go anywhere. There’s something to be said for that! Then again I’ve heard that glass is the way to go, so maybe I’ll try a little variety with the classic Easy Rider glass toy.
One thing’s for sure. Melissa will leave us looking forward to next year’s 3rd annual event! If you’re approaching a birthday you’re not so excited about, a birthday/naughty party is definitely the way to go. Hell, even if you’re not dreading the big day, I highly recommend inviting your girls over and enjoying all of the fun Pure Romance has to offer. If you’re in the Map Dot area, I also highly recommend giving Melissa a call.
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SINgleGIRL October 19th, 2008, 8:29 am
Happy Birthday. And remember – you don’t have to wait until your birthday to buy yourself a new toy. You deserve to be happy and satisfied year round!
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Honey October 19th, 2008, 4:26 pm
I have hosted these parties before…it’s awesome!
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Susan October 19th, 2008, 5:03 pm
Happy Birthday from AZ!!! I highly recommend the “Easy Rider” and if you are looking for the newest G-Spot friend, then for sure try out the new “Oral-G” it will inspire you beyond belief. Too bad you are so far, I’d love to attend one of your parties. Miss ya
Jason October 19th, 2008, 5:26 pm
Happy birthday! Lemmie know if you need a b-day lay
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lisaq October 20th, 2008, 5:19 am
Haha…Good point SINgleGIRL. They are the perfect gift for yourself year ’round!
Oh yeah Honey. They rock!
Awww Susan. I miss you too girl! I soooo wish you could be here! Thanks for the recommendations. My wish list is now complete!
Haha Jason. I’ll keep that in mind!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone!
Brad K. October 20th, 2008, 8:26 pm
*sigh* I imagine the closest I will get to one of these parties, is the scene with the glow-in-the-dark thunder beads from “Made of Honor”.
Have fun!
lisaq October 21st, 2008, 5:17 am
Haha BradK…no boys are allowed at these parties. Sorry!
auntiegwen October 26th, 2008, 10:58 am
A very very happy birthday with love from your auntie. Sadly I have never been to a naughty party but I would love to come to next years and celebrate with you.
I was given a Rampant Rabbit for my 40th and I’ve never been unfaithful to it, Pollyanna always prevails !
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CapCITY!! October 26th, 2008, 11:45 am
Hey Lisa!! I know it’s been TOO long since I’ve stopped thru to say HI! Life off the net has been BUSY (in many good ways – but I’m missing my cyber friends;-). I like your new (to me;-) place here!
Oh, I’m part of another blog-project that I think u’ll find entertaining & u may even want to become a contributor! Check it out:
The PussyChats (it’s all about the Grown & Sexy, gurl!!)
take care!
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CapCITY!! October 26th, 2008, 11:47 am
P.S.
BELATED Happy B’earthDAY, too!! sending cyber hugz!!
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lisaq October 27th, 2008, 5:15 am
Thank you Gwen! Girl you are missing out if you’ve never been to one. I’d love, love, love for you to come next year!
Haha Cap! So glad you stopped by girl! Love the new project! Thanks for the birthday wishes!
bobby October 27th, 2008, 8:51 am
Happy belated birthday Lisa!