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Lisaq’s Dating Resume
So, sort of in jest on the What I’ve Learned About Online Dating post, I mentioned creating a dating resume to take on first meets. Then I thought, you know, that ain’t a half bad idea. Could serve as sort of a profile of sorts as well. I did a little research and found that many folks out there have created and posted dating resumes. Damn skippy I’m writing a resume.
Vitals
- Female
- 40 something
- 5 ft. nuttin’
- 110-120 lbs. depending on my Ben & Jerry’s consumption
- Blonde hair-usually higlighted
- Blue eyes
- Caucasian (But an equal opportunity dater)
- Divorced four, yes four, times
- Killer, yes killer, smile
- Libra
- Social drinker (Bearing in mind I sometimes socialize with my cats.)
- Smoker (Get over it. Don’t like it? Move the hell on.)
- Location-Salina, KS
- Living alone with three, yes three, cats.
Qualifications
- Capable of being both the girl you can take home to meet Mom and the girl who will rock your world in the bedroom
- Enough experience to know what I want and what I don’t
- Honest, loyal, and supportive to a fault
- Gainfully and happily employed
- Good people skills
- Completely happy with life
- Educated and intelligent
- Can rock jeans & a t shirt and yet clean up real damn nice
- Low maintenance and easy to get along with
Loves
- Blogging
- Writing
- Shopping
- Movies & music
- Reading
- Spring
- Sunshine
- Corona
- CSI
- Monkeys
Experience
Well, tons. Since I’ve been married four times and have been single and dating off and on for 20+ years, I think it’s safe to say I’ve racked up some experience along the way. On the plus side, I definitely know what it is I’m looking for…and what I’m not.
What I’m Looking For
I’m looking for a man who loves life and laughter, who can be sweet and romantic or fun and a little outrageous. He should be confident and know what he wants in life. I love a man who has a positive outlook on life and can laugh at himself.
On the physical side, I prefer tall men. Silly I know, considering I’m a mere 5 foot tall, but there you have it. I like athletically built men. I’m an equal opportunity dater and do not discriminate based on race or color. I have a preference for younger men. That doesn’t necessarily mean you will not be dismissed out of hand if you have a few of years on me. That being said, my definition of “a few” is 2 or 3…maybe 4 if you’ve really got it going on.
I have a sarcastic sense of humor and love someone who can match wits with me. I am outgoing and social. I love nights on the town, so a man who enjoys getting out and getting a little nuts is definitely preferred.
What I’m NOT Looking For
I’m not looking for someone who is emotionally unavailable, married, and/or isn’t over his ex. Neediness and desperation are not attractive. If this describes you, move along. I also don’t need a doormat as I have one right where it belongs…outside the front door. If I need to step all over something or wipe my feet, I can already do that.
If you feel a need to always be in control or have been compared to Narccisus, please do not apply. I’ve had enough of that crap to last 2 lifetimes.
Looking for a mother? Stop right there. I’ve already raised my children and have no desire to raise you.
Understand that I’m a strong, independent woman. I have a life already thank you very much. I plan to continue living it. If you think I’ll put everything else aside and my world will begin revolving around you, think again.
References
Terry G.-Ex b/f; current friend
The Math Teacher-Ex something; current friend
China-Former FWB; current friend
Kira-Daughter; Lisaq expert
Kaci-Daughter; Lisaq expert
Sheila-BFF of more than 25 years
Interested parties may email Lisaq at lisaq[at]20-forty[dot]com
SinfullyAnon September 28th, 2008, 9:29 am
Monkeys! lol!
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Not to be needy,…but, will you help me with my resume?
The Corona’s will be on me.
~x~SinfullyAnon.
lisaq September 28th, 2008, 9:30 am
Haha…of course, Sinfully! I’d do almost anything for Coronas…almost!
saneandsingle September 28th, 2008, 11:53 am
Ok…I rise to the challenge! (Even though you didn’t challenge me!) I’m going to write my own dating resume and post it sometime this week on my blog! Be on the lookout!
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Carol September 28th, 2008, 8:44 pm
This is PERFECT! I love how you count everything, as if someone would mis-read what you have clearly written. Makes me wonder how my resume would read in the dating world!
lisaq September 29th, 2008, 6:28 am
Can’t wait to read it sane and single. You go girl!
Haha Carol. Leave no room for error right?
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auntiegwen September 29th, 2008, 10:32 am
Ok, should I do mine ? Do you think I’d get some offers ?
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Honey October 1st, 2008, 2:36 pm
Awesome. I love it.
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SINgleGIRL October 1st, 2008, 6:00 pm
Love it! For a second there I was afraid you were going to list all of your previous, um, “employers”. That might be TMI (it would be with me, at least).
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lisaq October 2nd, 2008, 6:35 am
Thanks Honey! It was actually fun putting it together!
Haha SINgleGIRL! No worries!
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lonely lover November 4th, 2008, 5:50 pm
Wha’? I thought all the while that you only make your resume when you’re looking for a job…Well, it seems I can use my CV to look for single girls, right? Oh boy, I can’t wait to find some resume writing tips to help me find the love of my life! Thanks for the information….anyway, Lisaq, would you care to look at my resume once I’ve finished it.