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Men’s Rules for Women
Once again here is some TGIF humor for your enjoyment. Guys, this one is for you. Have a great weekend everyone!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.
2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don’t make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries.
18. Share the bathroom.
19. Share the closet.
20. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a quickie in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Wash your car.
craze August 29th, 2008, 10:03 am
Out of the mouths of men!
crazes last blog post..Remember when….
Honey August 29th, 2008, 10:26 am
My boyfriend loves cats. Loves them. Which is awesome!
cheekie August 29th, 2008, 12:38 pm
god this is so bloody true!
of course I am sure there are exceptions…
maybe I should compose one to the boys?
hmmmm.
lisaq August 29th, 2008, 3:42 pm
Oh damn Cheekie you definitely should! We’ll even post it for you as a follow up!
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