How to Lose a Girl In 5 Days

Remember How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days with Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey? I ran into an old college boyfriend last weekend who could have played the lead in that movie, so I decided to post my own version.

Call yourself her boyfriend on the second date.
When visiting her at her home for the first time, bring and drink large amounts of beer.
Get drunk and loud and obnoxious and make sure to cut her off each time she tries to speak.
Compare her to your ex girlfriend (who just happens to have the same first and middle name) every other sentence.
Walk into her house on your second visit without ringing the doorbell.
After drinking large amounts of beer, be sure to ask her if she is going to fall in love with you.
After drinking all of your beer, help yourself to every beer in her refrigerator.
Offer to give her clothing your ex left behind.
Tell her she is going to have to buy a big screen TV if you are going to hang out at her house.
Plan a big, romantic trip out of state so she can meet your mom before she passes.

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