…and it more exciting than the cheese epiphany…i was thinking about this confusing ‘thing’ with the village idiot…he emailed just as i was getting ready to leave for the gym yesterday…wanted to know if i had plans for last night or, if not, “tonight for sure”…i replied that i was on my way out the [...]
so you might have noticed the cute lil squidoo icon on my blog…no? over there ——> on the right…looks kinda like the one over there
despite having the nastiness of my saturday night to keep you entertained, i know you’ve all been holding your breath wondering what’s up with the village idiot lately…and the big news is (insert drumroll here) nuttin’, nada, zilch…until today…okay breathe (whew! that’s better…i swear you were turnin’ blue!)…haven’t heard from him in well over [...]
…PROM.STILL.SUCKS…i don’t know about all of you, but my high school proms were horrid…when i was a junior, my b/f got pissed because i danced with his best friend…i ended up walking, in a formal and heels, to his house (it was closer than mine) and spent the rest of the evening crying on his [...]
i spent sunday bored and inspired at the same time…i decided both my blog and my myspace page needed a new look…i’ll be honest…i struggle with that damn myspace profile…i could type a nice, sweet profile that reads like i’m the perfect catch…more flies with honey and all that crap…but that is just sooooo [...]
i blog about dating because that’s what i know…haha, not…what i know about dating and men would fit in barbie’s fuckin’ teacup…what i do know, confuses the hell outta me…worse yet, what i know is based on my experience…yikes, that’s some scary shit…why? because those experience lead me to distrust, to jump to conclusions…and that [...]
you know what they say about assuming…it makes an ass out of u and me…well, i damn sure proved that true today…remember the village idiot? turns out i really am the idiot here…i let past experience color my thinking and jumped to all kinds of dumbass conclusions…the poor guy didn’t give up…he emailed yet again [...]
first i have to acknowledge my plagiarism…i stole the title from Shoot the Duck…sorry Duck…but her post from a couple of days ago was the inspiration for this post, so hopefully she’ll forgive me…she says this, “As a single woman in her 30’s, I constantly get asked why I’m still single. “You’re so great! I [...]
got this email from the village idiot today “Hey sexy saw that you were online so I thought that I would through you a holler and see how you have been doing.. well holler back if you would like.” WTF???
when i emailed to cancel our date, i was completely honest…told him i was getting a [...]
damn…i really hate to post twice in one day, but grrrrr….turns out mr. 5:00 from last night is EUA…says he got cold feet…doesn’t want to get tied down, not ready for a relationship, yada yada yada…did i tell you? if there’s one within an hour’s drive, he’ll end up on my fucking radar…grrrrrrr